Eve Being An Eve.

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*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait


(via orgasm)


fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via orgasm)



The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(Source: xmoshedpitato, via hotboyproblems)

"What if I’m so broken I can never do something as basic as feed myself? Do you realize how twisted that is? It amazes me sometimes that humans still exist. We’re just animals, after all. And how can an animal get so removed from nature that it loses the instinct to keep itself alive?"

- ― Amy Reed (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)


Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

(Source: jonasbruhs, via orgasm)


why the mcflurry spoon look like that

(via hotboyproblems)


pimps don’t do homework srry

(via cumfort)

every white girl on valentines day: all i need is pizza and netflix XD rofl im so quirky and original