if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
"where are you planning on going to college?"